Huh. Just heard a guy on the radio railing against people “standing on their high horse.” I… don’t think that’s how the saying goes. I mean, you can be up on your high horse, but you probably don’t want to STAND once you’re up there.
How a sentence is made
I have been learning about sentences from Gertrude Stein, HOW TO WRITE:
“A sentence is made by coupling meanwhile ride around to be a couple there makes grateful dubeity named atlas coin in a loan.
This is what they all do.”
(In)undating
The word of the night is inundating.
By the way, do you ever wish you could undate someone? I mean, bad date, you wish it’d never happened, you want those hours back? There’d probably be bad unintended consequences to undating. These ideas that alter the fabric of time and space never seem to end up well.
Self-portrait under waxing crescent moon
Memo to flannel sleep pants
Memo to flannel sleep pants: it is May, and we are nearing the end of flannel sleep pants season. Some of you are wearing thin in places, and some of you have been patched. Please be notified that some will be selected for retirement upon the last wearing of this season. Thank you for your faithful service and for the survivors, see you in a few months.
Sincerely, the wearer of the sleep pants.
How to travel to an alternate universe
How to travel to an alternate universe:
– see a post on Facebook
– go to look something up in another app or browser tab
– return to Facebook. Facebook will reload you into an alternate universe where you cannot find the original post that you were hoping to respond to
World Donkey Day advice
World Donkey Day advice:
If a donkey asks you to kiss him, claiming he is an enchanted prince?
He’s probably just another talking donkey.
Baby, it’s…
I am now working on a story “Baby, It’s… No. Sorry. Not You. It’s Someone Else. Are You Still Here? Why Are You Still Here?”
Actually, that’s probably the whole story right there, right in the title. The End.