{"id":1116,"date":"2019-11-03T15:02:47","date_gmt":"2019-11-03T20:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2019-11-09T15:04:12","modified_gmt":"2019-11-09T20:04:12","slug":"let-me-be-the-first-to-wish-you-merry-christmas-oops-too-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/03\/let-me-be-the-first-to-wish-you-merry-christmas-oops-too-late\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me be the first to wish you Merry Christmas! Oops. TOO LATE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026 AAAND let it be noted that at 6:28 p.m. on Sunday, November 3, I saw my first Christmas ad for 2019. For the record, it was a Black Friday ad for Dodge with a surly Santa Claus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it too early to make surly my word of the night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 AAAND let it be noted that at 6:28 p.m. on Sunday, November 3, I saw my first Christmas ad for 2019. For the record, it was a Black Friday ad for Dodge with a surly Santa Claus. Is it too early to make surly my word of the night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1117,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/1117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}