{"id":1236,"date":"2014-12-13T11:23:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T16:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1236"},"modified":"2019-12-13T11:24:45","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T16:24:45","slug":"reimagining-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/13\/reimagining-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer\/","title":{"rendered":"Reimagining Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m watching Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and imagining a version where, when the mud was knocked off Rudolph&#8217;s nose, he becomes a reindeer version of Cyclops from X-Men.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am now imagining a version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer patterned after Carrie, where Rudolph develops deadly telekinetic powers with his red nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scorned. Rejected. Alone. But one day, Rudolph will show them ALL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and imagining a version where, when the mud was knocked off Rudolph&#8217;s nose, he becomes a reindeer version of Cyclops from X-Men. I am now imagining a version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer patterned after Carrie, where Rudolph develops deadly telekinetic powers with his red nose. Scorned. Rejected. Alone. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/13\/reimagining-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Reimagining Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1237,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions\/1237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}