{"id":1238,"date":"2014-12-13T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2019-12-13T11:26:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T16:26:29","slug":"reimagining-frosty-the-snowman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/13\/reimagining-frosty-the-snowman\/","title":{"rendered":"Reimagining Frosty the Snowman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frosty the Snowman is on now. I&#8217;m wondering exactly what they would have brought to life if they&#8217;d used the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts instead?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why is Frosty the Snowman upset that someone forgot to give him a belly button? HE&#8217;S NOT A MAMMAL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frosty the Snowman is on now. I&#8217;m wondering exactly what they would have brought to life if they&#8217;d used the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts instead? Why is Frosty the Snowman upset that someone forgot to give him a belly button? HE&#8217;S NOT A MAMMAL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1239,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions\/1239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}