{"id":1270,"date":"2019-12-20T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T17:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2019-12-22T12:43:10","modified_gmt":"2019-12-22T17:43:10","slug":"what-were-you-expecting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2019\/12\/20\/what-were-you-expecting\/","title":{"rendered":"What were you expecting?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TFW you see someone went to a place named Angry Garlic and leaves this comment:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI honestly was disappointed with this place. Everything tasted the same\u2026. like garlic.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ummm\u2026 surprise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TFW you see someone went to a place named Angry Garlic and leaves this comment: \u201cI honestly was disappointed with this place. Everything tasted the same\u2026. like garlic.\u201c Ummm\u2026 surprise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}