{"id":1282,"date":"2013-12-14T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-14T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2019-12-22T12:58:31","modified_gmt":"2019-12-22T17:58:31","slug":"ebenezer-scrooge-p-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2013\/12\/14\/ebenezer-scrooge-p-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Ebenezer Scrooge, P.I."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to write a new version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge is a hard-boiled private dick solving Marley&#8217;s murder:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The name&#8217;s Scrooge. Ebenezer Scrooge, P.I. My partner Marley&#8217;s been deceased these past seven years, and I won&#8217;t rest until I know why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No corner of the past or present are safe from my hunt. I&#8217;ve made bargains &#8211; dark bargains &#8211; with spirits to assure me of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marley&#8217;s murder may lie in the past. But the future will not find him unavenged, or my name isn&#8217;t Scrooge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ebenezer Scrooge, P.I.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to write a new version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge is a hard-boiled private dick solving Marley&#8217;s murder: The name&#8217;s Scrooge. Ebenezer Scrooge, P.I. My partner Marley&#8217;s been deceased these past seven years, and I won&#8217;t rest until I know why. No corner of the past or present are safe from &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2013\/12\/14\/ebenezer-scrooge-p-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ebenezer Scrooge, P.I.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose","category-stories"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}