It’s Ragnar\u00f6k, and Fenrir the wolf had just come by.<\/p>\n
“Seen Odin?” he asked. I shook my head, and he moved on.<\/p>\n
There was the sound of retching in the bathroom. It was Odin.<\/p>\n
“That is the LAST time I do shots of aquavit with YOU, dude,” he said. “Hey, where are my pants? I know I had pants last night.”<\/p>\n
“Fenrir came by, looking for you,” I told him.<\/p>\n
“If he killed me right now, it would be a mercy killing,” Odin said. “Can you call him back?”<\/p>\n
I was beginning to wonder about the wisdom of holding a Ragnar\u00f6k party. For one thing, I didn’t expect the actual Norse gods to show up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s Ragnar\u00f6k, and Fenrir the wolf had just come by. “Seen Odin?” he asked. I shook my head, and he moved on. There was the sound of retching in the bathroom. It was Odin. “That is the LAST time I do shots of aquavit with YOU, dude,” he said. “Hey, where are my pants? I … <\/p>\n