{"id":1311,"date":"2014-12-27T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1311"},"modified":"2019-12-28T21:48:04","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T02:48:04","slug":"pizza-delivery-before-during-and-after-the-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/27\/pizza-delivery-before-during-and-after-the-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza delivery &#8211; before, during, and after the game"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I heard an ad on the radio for a local pizza place. They advertised delivery &#8220;before, during, and after the game!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I started to worry. &#8220;But what if there&#8217;s no game on? WHAT THEN?!?&#8221; &#8211; until I realized that they didn&#8217;t say how LONG after the game they stopped delivery. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After all, it&#8217;s ALWAYS either before or after SOME game or another. Right now, it&#8217;s 17 1\/2 hours before the SU basketball game on Sunday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And they didn&#8217;t specify WHAT game. &#8220;Hey, I was just about to start a new game of chess by mail! I WANT MY PIZZA DELIVERED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard an ad on the radio for a local pizza place. They advertised delivery &#8220;before, during, and after the game!&#8221; Then I started to worry. &#8220;But what if there&#8217;s no game on? WHAT THEN?!?&#8221; &#8211; until I realized that they didn&#8217;t say how LONG after the game they stopped delivery. After all, it&#8217;s ALWAYS &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/27\/pizza-delivery-before-during-and-after-the-game\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pizza delivery &#8211; before, during, and after the game&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-language"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1312,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311\/revisions\/1312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}