{"id":1315,"date":"2013-12-28T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T02:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2019-12-28T21:51:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T02:51:30","slug":"snowing-to-beat-the-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2013\/12\/28\/snowing-to-beat-the-band\/","title":{"rendered":"Snowing to beat the band"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Local news reporting that to the north, &#8220;it&#8217;s snowing to beat the band.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See, this is why I never joined the band. Too much worrying; too much looking over your shoulder, just waiting for someone to come along and start hitting you for no good reason at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s like being a gunslinger, except with musical instruments and a musical score.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am now tempted to write a story about a hard-boiled detective who used to be a musician. He&#8217;s got scores to settle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Local news reporting that to the north, &#8220;it&#8217;s snowing to beat the band.&#8221; See, this is why I never joined the band. Too much worrying; too much looking over your shoulder, just waiting for someone to come along and start hitting you for no good reason at all. It&#8217;s like being a gunslinger, except with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2013\/12\/28\/snowing-to-beat-the-band\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Snowing to beat the band&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,24,43,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-language","category-music","category-weather"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1316,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}