{"id":1411,"date":"2020-01-04T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-04T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1411"},"modified":"2020-01-11T13:19:25","modified_gmt":"2020-01-11T18:19:25","slug":"how-life-looks-from-the-dogs-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/04\/how-life-looks-from-the-dogs-perspective\/","title":{"rendered":"How life looks, from the dog\u2019s perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dog: Let\u2019s go outside!<br>\nHuman: WAT? WHERE GO?<br>\nDog: Outside. It\u2019s a good night to run.<br>\nHuman: MUST DRESS<br>\nDog: Oh\u2026 OK.<br>\nHuman: NEED SHOOZ.<br>\nDog: you humans sure are needy.<br>\nHuman: REDDY!<br>\nDog: Then let\u2019s go!<br>\nHuman: WHER?<br>\nDog: I don\u2019t know. How about if we follow our noses?<br>\nHuman: CAN\u2019T SMEL<br>\nDog: Just follow me, then.<br>\nHuman: * crashes into tree * CAN\u2019T SEE AT NITE<br>\nDog: It\u2019s a good thing I love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog: Let\u2019s go outside! Human: WAT? WHERE GO? Dog: Outside. It\u2019s a good night to run. Human: MUST DRESS Dog: Oh\u2026 OK. Human: NEED SHOOZ. Dog: you humans sure are needy. Human: REDDY! Dog: Then let\u2019s go! Human: WHER? Dog: I don\u2019t know. How about if we follow our noses? Human: CAN\u2019T SMEL Dog: Just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/04\/how-life-looks-from-the-dogs-perspective\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How life looks, from the dog\u2019s perspective&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1412,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions\/1412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}