{"id":1696,"date":"2015-03-22T12:04:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-22T16:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2022-03-22T12:05:34","modified_gmt":"2022-03-22T16:05:34","slug":"ready-to-play-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/03\/22\/ready-to-play-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"READY TO PLAY! Or not."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love it when sportsball teams say they&#8217;ll &#8220;have to come ready to play.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What ELSE did they think the whole &#8220;putting on uniforms and traveling&#8221; thing was about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Team 1: puts on uniforms, travels to meet other team <br>Team 1: &#8220;So, what do you wanna do now?&#8221;<br>Team 2: &#8220;I dunno. Hey, how about we go out to grab a bite somewhere?&#8221;<br>Team 1: &#8220;Sounds good.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when sportsball teams say they&#8217;ll &#8220;have to come ready to play.&#8221; What ELSE did they think the whole &#8220;putting on uniforms and traveling&#8221; thing was about? Team 1: puts on uniforms, travels to meet other team Team 1: &#8220;So, what do you wanna do now?&#8221;Team 2: &#8220;I dunno. Hey, how about we &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/03\/22\/ready-to-play-or-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;READY TO PLAY! Or not.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,14,24,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-humor","category-language","category-sports"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1697,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions\/1697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}