“If you miss out, you’ll never know how delicious 100% sirloin tastes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is the claim a Major Burger Chain is making in its current ad. But that sounds like a hostage threat to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What I want to know is, how are they going to pull this off? It’s actually kind of a grandiose claim unless they have some nefarious plan to deny the rest of the world 100% sirloin after the Major Burger Chain’s limited time promotion is over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hey, wait. I’m thinking, new Austin Powers movie. Austen Powers versus the Sirloin Monopoly. An evil megalomaniac holds the world’s supply of sirloin hostage unless his demands are met?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“If you miss out, you’ll never know how delicious 100% sirloin tastes.” This is the claim a Major Burger Chain is making in its current ad. But that sounds like a hostage threat to me. What I want to know is, how are they going to pull this off? It’s actually kind of a grandiose … <\/p>\n