{"id":1748,"date":"2014-07-16T22:18:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T02:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2022-07-16T10:20:47","modified_gmt":"2022-07-16T14:20:47","slug":"suddenly-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/16\/suddenly-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Suddenly\u2026 SALAD!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to the store today and on the shelves was a product called Suddenly Salad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know if I like the sound of that. It could be apocalyptic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am imagining the bloody, stunned survivors. They never saw it coming. They never suspected a thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I was just standing there, minding my own business, and then.. suddenly, salad! Salad everywhere! Tossed, chopped! Smothered in croutons! Oh, the greenery!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the store today and on the shelves was a product called Suddenly Salad. I don&#8217;t know if I like the sound of that. It could be apocalyptic. I am imagining the bloody, stunned survivors. They never saw it coming. They never suspected a thing. &#8220;I was just standing there, minding my own &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/16\/suddenly-salad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Suddenly\u2026 SALAD!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,14,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-humor","category-language"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1749,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions\/1749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}