{"id":349,"date":"2015-05-16T00:42:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T04:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2018-05-17T00:43:44","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T04:43:44","slug":"saith-the-storm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/05\/16\/saith-the-storm\/","title":{"rendered":"SAITH THE STORM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder if storm warnings would be taken more seriously if they were put in Biblical terms.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Soon, and very soon, I shall smite thee,&#8221; saith THE STORM. &#8220;And thou shall be sore afraid. I shall smite thee with the winds that destroyeth, and the hail that flatteneth, and the lightning that burns with the heat of a thousand suns.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder if storm warnings would be taken more seriously if they were put in Biblical terms. &#8220;Soon, and very soon, I shall smite thee,&#8221; saith THE STORM. &#8220;And thou shall be sore afraid. I shall smite thee with the winds that destroyeth, and the hail that flatteneth, and the lightning that burns with the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/05\/16\/saith-the-storm\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;SAITH THE STORM&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}