{"id":363,"date":"2018-05-20T23:46:56","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T03:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=363"},"modified":"2018-05-20T23:46:56","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T03:46:56","slug":"in-which-i-discover-i-can-do-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2018\/05\/20\/in-which-i-discover-i-can-do-magic\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I discover I CAN DO MAGIC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I CAN DO MAGIC.<\/p>\n<p>I was just outside with the dog, and the moon was below the level of the trees. I walked away from the moon (LIKE I JUST DIDN\u2019T CARE WHETHER I SAW IT OR NOT), turned back around, and voil\u00e0! THE MOON WAS BACK UP WHERE I COULD SEE IT BETTER.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s magic. Magic, I tell you. Or geometry.<\/p>\n<p>I think the moon missed me and wanted to spend a little more time with me tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I CAN DO MAGIC. I was just outside with the dog, and the moon was below the level of the trees. I walked away from the moon (LIKE I JUST DIDN\u2019T CARE WHETHER I SAW IT OR NOT), turned back around, and voil\u00e0! THE MOON WAS BACK UP WHERE I COULD SEE IT BETTER. It\u2019s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2018\/05\/20\/in-which-i-discover-i-can-do-magic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;In which I discover I CAN DO MAGIC&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":364,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions\/364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}