{"id":429,"date":"2015-06-08T13:41:30","date_gmt":"2015-06-08T17:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2018-06-16T13:42:37","modified_gmt":"2018-06-16T17:42:37","slug":"im-sure-this-would-be-a-good-idea-somehow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/08\/im-sure-this-would-be-a-good-idea-somehow\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m sure this would be a good idea, somehow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw one of those inevitably cheery articles about how to turn yourself into a Morning Person.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don\u2019t ever say this: &#8216;I HAVE to wake up at 5am tomorrow.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Always say this: &#8216;I GET to wake up at 5am tomorrow!&#8217; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I might as likely stop saying &#8220;HELP I&#8217;m being stabbed to death by knife-wielding rabid weasels with bad toupees and bloodshot eyes!&#8221; and start saying &#8220;I GET to be stabbed to death by knife-wielding rabid weasels with bad toupees and bloodshot eyes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I might take my chance with the weasels over the alarm clock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw one of those inevitably cheery articles about how to turn yourself into a Morning Person. &#8220;Don\u2019t ever say this: &#8216;I HAVE to wake up at 5am tomorrow.&#8217; Always say this: &#8216;I GET to wake up at 5am tomorrow!&#8217; &#8221; I might as likely stop saying &#8220;HELP I&#8217;m being stabbed to death by knife-wielding &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/08\/im-sure-this-would-be-a-good-idea-somehow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I\u2019m sure this would be a good idea, somehow&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":430,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}