{"id":449,"date":"2015-08-01T11:36:38","date_gmt":"2015-08-01T15:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=449"},"modified":"2018-08-01T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T15:37:56","slug":"dont-be-the-worlds-biggest-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/01\/dont-be-the-worlds-biggest-jackass\/","title":{"rendered":"(Don\u2019t be) the world\u2019s biggest jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lindsey Graham recently advised &#8220;Don&#8217;t be the world&#8217;s biggest jackass.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I must admit, there may be better ways to get yourself into the Guinness Book of World Records.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry to say that this statement has crowded out all the search results for just how big the world&#8217;s biggest jackass is or was. As a result, he remains in obscurity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lindsey Graham recently advised &#8220;Don&#8217;t be the world&#8217;s biggest jackass.&#8221; I must admit, there may be better ways to get yourself into the Guinness Book of World Records. I&#8217;m sorry to say that this statement has crowded out all the search results for just how big the world&#8217;s biggest jackass is or was. As a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/01\/dont-be-the-worlds-biggest-jackass\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;(Don\u2019t be) the world\u2019s biggest jackass&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":450,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions\/450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}