I was just writing something and wanted to look up the run time of Batman v. Superman (two hours and three minutes, in case you’re wondering), but instead typed Barman v. Superman, which I might be more interested in seeing.<\/p>\n
“Closing time, Superman. Finish your drink and go home.”
\n“NO ONE TELLS ME WHEN TO STOP DRINKING.”
\n“Don’t make me call your mother.”
\n“SHE’S NOT MY REAL MOTHER.”
\n“Let’s not go through that again. Let me call you a cab.”
\n“I’M FINE TO FLY. JUST FINE.”
\n“The last time you said that, you flew into several buildings.”
\n“A DEER RAN OUT IN FRONT OF ME.”
\n“A hundred feet in the air?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was just writing something and wanted to look up the run time of Batman v. Superman (two hours and three minutes, in case you’re wondering), but instead typed Barman v. Superman, which I might be more interested in seeing. “Closing time, Superman. Finish your drink and go home.” “NO ONE TELLS ME WHEN TO … <\/p>\n