{"id":488,"date":"2015-08-16T00:13:22","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T04:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=488"},"modified":"2018-08-16T00:13:42","modified_gmt":"2018-08-16T04:13:42","slug":"runway-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-runway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/16\/runway-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-runway\/","title":{"rendered":"Runway? We don\u2019t need no stinkin\u2019 runway!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saw something on Twitter about a traveller trapped in an airplane on the taxiway. I always wonder if the pilot ever thinks of turning to the co-pilot, saying “LET’S DO THIS,” and taxiing over to the Interstate instead.<\/p>\n

From the cabin over the intercom: “Folks, we’ve had a little change in plans. We’re making this a road trip instead. Buckle your seat belts. This could get a little bumpy.”<\/p>\n

Cue up music… “I CAN’T DRIVE… 55!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Saw something on Twitter about a traveller trapped in an airplane on the taxiway. I always wonder if the pilot ever thinks of turning to the co-pilot, saying “LET’S DO THIS,” and taxiing over to the Interstate instead. From the cabin over the intercom: “Folks, we’ve had a little change in plans. We’re making this … <\/p>\n

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