{"id":507,"date":"2014-09-16T00:47:06","date_gmt":"2014-09-16T04:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2018-09-16T00:47:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T04:47:52","slug":"freeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/09\/16\/freeze\/","title":{"rendered":"Freeze!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just heard a radio news story about how a bank robber demanded money from a teller with a gun.<\/p>\n

I think they meant a bank robber with a gun demanded money from a teller, unless they’re arming bank tellers these days. And if they’re arming bank tellers, I will be even more polite next time I go to the bank.<\/p>\n

This does bring to mind a comic image, though.<\/p>\n

===<\/p>\n

I walk into the bank.<\/p>\n

“FREEZE!” the teller says. “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY. I HAVE A GUN, AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just heard a radio news story about how a bank robber demanded money from a teller with a gun. I think they meant a bank robber with a gun demanded money from a teller, unless they’re arming bank tellers these days. And if they’re arming bank tellers, I will be even more polite next time … <\/p>\n

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