{"id":560,"date":"2014-10-15T21:01:09","date_gmt":"2014-10-16T01:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2019-12-28T22:29:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T03:29:00","slug":"you-are-my-sunshine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/15\/you-are-my-sunshine\/","title":{"rendered":"You are my sunshine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just hear &#8220;You Are My Sunshine&#8221; in a commercial, and I thought, what if you really WERE my sunshine? They don&#8217;t MAKE a sunscreen with SPF high enough for THAT. It sounds lethal.<\/p>\n<p>And so I rewrote the song.<\/p>\n<p>You are my sunshine<br \/>\nMy only sunshine<br \/>\nAnd next to sunshine<br \/>\nI turn to flame<br \/>\nThey make no sunscreen<br \/>\nThat can protect me<br \/>\nI am cinders<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;re the one to blame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just hear &#8220;You Are My Sunshine&#8221; in a commercial, and I thought, what if you really WERE my sunshine? They don&#8217;t MAKE a sunscreen with SPF high enough for THAT. It sounds lethal. And so I rewrote the song. You are my sunshine My only sunshine And next to sunshine I turn to flame &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/15\/you-are-my-sunshine\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You are my sunshine&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":561,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}