{"id":707,"date":"2015-06-25T12:37:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T16:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=707"},"modified":"2019-06-25T12:41:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T16:41:26","slug":"maggie-stiefvater-improves-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/25\/maggie-stiefvater-improves-your-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Maggie Stiefvater improves your life"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p> Here is a way to improve your life: Everywhere you see the word &#8220;margarine,&#8221; replace it with &#8220;butter.&#8221;<br> Everywhere you see the word &#8220;low fat,&#8221; apply judicious strikethrough to the letters L and O and W.<br>  Also, I give you full permission to compare the nutrition facts of your  granola bar with cookies and forevermore eat cookies for breakfast.<\/p><cite>&#8211; Maggie Stiefvater, on Twitter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a way to improve your life: Everywhere you see the word &#8220;margarine,&#8221; replace it with &#8220;butter.&#8221; Everywhere you see the word &#8220;low fat,&#8221; apply judicious strikethrough to the letters L and O and W. Also, I give you full permission to compare the nutrition facts of your granola bar with cookies and forevermore &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/25\/maggie-stiefvater-improves-your-life\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Maggie Stiefvater improves your life&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16,18,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-cooking","category-food","category-quotes"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":708,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}