Crazy\u2026it worked! After reposting this to all my friends, and muttering arcane incantations under the nearly-full moon, friends started appearing out of nowhere. Some seemed surprised to be there.
\nHere\u2019s how to avoid hearing from the same 25 Facebook friends, due to Facebook\u2019s new algorithm. What happened to their old algorithm, by the way? Is there a used algorithm market somewhere? Can I buy it and start Footbook or something?
\nIf you are reading this message, leave me a message. If you are NOT reading this message, leave me two messages. Tell me what a good time you\u2019re having doing whatever you\u2019re doing instead of reading my message.
\nThen, copy and paste onto your wall so you can have more interaction with all your contacts. Or your contact lenses. I\u2019m not sure which. Copy and paste what? I don\u2019t know. Be creative. And don\u2019t use library paste. I see you eating the library paste. Shame on you. I don\u2019t think that\u2019s on the Paleo diet.
\nI don\u2019t know what happens then. Maybe we all go bowling. People don\u2019t bowl enough these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Crazy\u2026it worked! After reposting this to all my friends, and muttering arcane incantations under the nearly-full moon, friends started appearing out of nowhere. Some seemed surprised to be there. Here\u2019s how to avoid hearing from the same 25 Facebook friends, due to Facebook\u2019s new algorithm. What happened to their old algorithm, by the way? Is … <\/p>\n