{"id":741,"date":"2014-07-27T12:41:45","date_gmt":"2014-07-27T16:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=741"},"modified":"2019-07-27T12:43:05","modified_gmt":"2019-07-27T16:43:05","slug":"autocorrect-a-genie-and-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/27\/autocorrect-a-genie-and-my-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Autocorrect, a genie, and my birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If a genie used Autocorrect:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: (blows out birthday candle; smoke turns into a genie) Wow! A genie! Do I get three wishes?<br>\nAutocorrect: Here are your three fishes.<br>\nMe: Not fishes! For my birthday, I have three wishes?<br>\nAutocorrect: Granted. Here are your three dishes.<br>\nMe: NO! NO! Birthday WISHES?<br>\nAutocorrect: Here are your birthday witches. <em>poof<\/em>; disappears.<br>\nMe: <em>looks at the witches<\/em> Anyone for some cake? I also have fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a genie used Autocorrect: Me: (blows out birthday candle; smoke turns into a genie) Wow! A genie! Do I get three wishes? Autocorrect: Here are your three fishes. Me: Not fishes! For my birthday, I have three wishes? Autocorrect: Granted. Here are your three dishes. Me: NO! NO! Birthday WISHES? Autocorrect: Here are your &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/27\/autocorrect-a-genie-and-my-birthday\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Autocorrect, a genie, and my birthday&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,32,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-prose","category-stories"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":742,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions\/742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}