{"id":774,"date":"2014-08-02T13:38:14","date_gmt":"2014-08-02T17:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=774"},"modified":"2019-08-02T13:39:06","modified_gmt":"2019-08-02T17:39:06","slug":"how-to-please-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/02\/how-to-please-everybody\/","title":{"rendered":"How to please everybody"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The surest way NOT to please everybody is to try to please everybody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Except for you. You over there, shaking your head to yourself. What must I do to please you? Because I&#8217;ll do it. HEY, DON&#8217;T WALK AWAY!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigh. One MORE PERSON I&#8217;ll never please, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The surest way NOT to please everybody is to try to please everybody. Except for you. You over there, shaking your head to yourself. What must I do to please you? Because I&#8217;ll do it. HEY, DON&#8217;T WALK AWAY! Sigh. One MORE PERSON I&#8217;ll never please, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":775,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}