{"id":803,"date":"2017-08-06T11:13:41","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T15:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=803"},"modified":"2019-08-06T11:14:29","modified_gmt":"2019-08-06T15:14:29","slug":"decluttering-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/06\/decluttering-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Decluttering, or not"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was part of a writers&#8217; retreat this weekend. The location was great, but lacked a stove. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got this,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went home and got the electric skillet I&#8217;d inherited from my mother. I used it this morning to fry bacon, and sausages, and eggs scrambled and sunny-side-up. (Not both at the same time, though. An egg cannot be simultaneously scrambled AND sunny-side-up, except in Schr\u00f6dinger&#8217;s kitchen.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was the first time I&#8217;d used it since I had it. The decluttering experts say to get rid of anything you haven&#8217;t used in a year. Those experts weren&#8217;t around to help me cook breakfast this morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u202aAnd, by the way, the electric skillet? Avocado green, baby.\u202c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was part of a writers&#8217; retreat this weekend. The location was great, but lacked a stove. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got this,&#8221; I said. I went home and got the electric skillet I&#8217;d inherited from my mother. I used it this morning to fry bacon, and sausages, and eggs scrambled and sunny-side-up. (Not both at the same &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2017\/08\/06\/decluttering-or-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Decluttering, or not&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":804,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}