{"id":835,"date":"2015-08-10T08:28:49","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T12:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2019-08-10T08:30:10","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T12:30:10","slug":"caution-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/10\/caution-horses\/","title":{"rendered":"Caution horses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw a trailer today with lettering on the back that said CAUTION HORSES. I was charmed by the concept. What helpful horses! They must be something like seeing eye dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I had a Caution Horse, it would probably ask me &#8220;Do you really want to do that?&#8221; or tell me, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure that&#8217;s a good idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s how Hannah wound up with her horse. She was considering entertainment choices, and a horse walked up and said &#8220;You know, cable TV might not be the best option for you.&#8221; It was the best advice she&#8217;d gotten all day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a trailer today with lettering on the back that said CAUTION HORSES. I was charmed by the concept. What helpful horses! They must be something like seeing eye dogs. If I had a Caution Horse, it would probably ask me &#8220;Do you really want to do that?&#8221; or tell me, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/10\/caution-horses\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Caution horses&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,14,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-humor","category-language"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":836,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions\/836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}