{"id":845,"date":"2014-08-13T14:48:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T18:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=845"},"modified":"2019-08-13T14:49:28","modified_gmt":"2019-08-13T18:49:28","slug":"no-no-they-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/13\/no-no-they-dont\/","title":{"rendered":"No. No, they don\u2019t"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2:56 a.m., and three of the last four ads on TV started with&#8221;We know why you&#8217;re awake!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of them thinks I need a reasonably priced funeral home.<br>\nOne of them thinks I need to buy a Chevy.<br>\nOne of them thinks I need a sleep study.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bzzz! None of the above. I just got home from responding to a mutual-aid fire call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think I like my version best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2:56 a.m., and three of the last four ads on TV started with&#8221;We know why you&#8217;re awake!&#8221; One of them thinks I need a reasonably priced funeral home. One of them thinks I need to buy a Chevy. One of them thinks I need a sleep study. Bzzz! None of the above. I just got &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/13\/no-no-they-dont\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No. No, they don\u2019t&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-firefighting","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}