{"id":930,"date":"2014-09-18T11:08:23","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T15:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/?p=930"},"modified":"2019-09-18T11:09:37","modified_gmt":"2019-09-18T15:09:37","slug":"severe-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmbaxter.com\/index.php\/2014\/09\/18\/severe-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Severe weather"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I heard another ad on the radio. I think it was for a business selling windows. The ad said “Our area has a lot of severe weather. Hot. Cold. Whatever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m used to the hot and cold. It’s the whatever that scares me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Boy, the weather is really bad outside.”
\n“What is it doing?”
\n“I CAN’T EVEN TELL.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I heard another ad on the radio. I think it was for a business selling windows. The ad said “Our area has a lot of severe weather. Hot. Cold. Whatever.” I’m used to the hot and cold. It’s the whatever that scares me. “Boy, the weather is really bad outside.” “What is it doing?” “I … <\/p>\n

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