Today’s forecast warns of the possibility of a stray thunderstorm tonight. If one follows you home, do NOT ask Mom if you can keep it. They are impractical pets.
Nascent
Picture this. It’s a warm calm clear August night. The insects are trilling in the quiet, the moon is waxing gibbous, and I’m out under the stars with the dogs. Out of nowhere, the thought comes to me: you haven’t used the word ‘nascent’ recently. Then I pull a piece of paper out of my pocket and write this all down.
Chili cheese dog
My most recent short fiction.
Me: Mmm! Chili cheese dog! (turns for napkin) Hey! It’s gone!
Dog: (innocent look)
Feed me!
I am going to write a new version of “Little Shop of Horrors” where the things crying “Feed me!” are the little electronic devices awaiting recharging.
Uh oh…
News flash: Mars rover Curiosity takes first test drive, immediately pulled over as unlicensed, uninspected, uninsured.
The powerful cat lobby
The powerful cat lobby is celebrating today at their success in FINALLY getting Curiousity exiled to Mars. Because, you know what Curiousity did to the cat, and cats have LONG memories.