We entered Standard Time at the earliest possible date (November 1) and leave it at the latest possible date (next March 14).
Making this the longest possible Standard Time span possible.
And suddenly…
I woke up this morning and somehow, it was September.
Admittedly, it did arrive in the customary way, as the day following August 31.
… or maybe there’s eleven…
The tenth weirdest implication of the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum physics is that I know the tenth implication of quantum physics and am using it to make you think there are only nine.
The 9 Weirdest Implications of the Many Worlds Interpretation
Running out of time in the year
Three weeks is not enough to get everything done that I’d hoped to do in 2014. Where do I go to file for an extension?
I would settle for a time machine. Someone would have to send me one, though. I don’t think three weeks is enough time to invent a time machine by myself. Also, inventing a time machine was not on my 2014 to do list.
Schröedinger’s library
I took out books from Schrödinger’s library, and now if I know where they are, I don’t know when they are due.
Schrödinger’s Dinner Reservation
I was going to have dinner with my friend Schroedinger tonight until I realized that I could know where I was to meet him or when, but not both.
Choose wisely
You’re all seen Google Ads on the side of various web pages. This is what I saw today:
CUSTOM GENE SYNTHESIS
5 free DNA sequencing reactions with every synthetic gene order
If you see something strange as you’re walking around, perhaps this is the reason. It could be that someone did not choose wisely.