COVID-19 and facial covering options

I saw where if you couldn’t find a mask to wear in public, you could wear a banana instead.
I fail to see where this is going to help anything.
Perhaps I’m wearing it wrong.

Never mind.
I figured it out.

Werewolf romance

In the darkness of the movie theater, he reached over to hold her hand, and so it was that he felt her carefully manicured nails turn into claws.

At that moment, he knew she was The One.

It’s in our hands…

This is a nice gesture by Anheuser-Busch, but it is FAR TOO DANGEROUS to be made available to an unsuspecting public.
I mean, if the public can’t be trusted not to drink fish tank cleaner when hydroxychloroquine is mentioned as a possible COVID-19 treatment, how can we trust them not to guzzle THIS down when it has the A-B logo RIGHT ON IT?!?