December 2012 – Paul M. Baxter

Where do I file?

I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?

I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?

My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.

My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.

I won’t bother with Final Fantasy until I’ve played Penultimate Fantasy.

When chickens get a cold, what do people tell them to take?

I’m imagining a mash up between It’s a Wonderful Life and True Lies.

The result: It’s a Wonderful Lie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. In it, Arnold jumps off the bridge yelling “I’ll be back!”