Oh, CBS Evening News. PLEASE tell me that you did not say that the lead story about the soldier who received the transplant of two arms was ‘the most amazing story of the day, hands down.’
Superannuated
I am going to write a novel titled SUPERANNUATED, about a superhero who has outlived his usefulness
A misdirection of Biblical proportions
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I realize my GPS has sent me seriously astray.
Tauntaun Abbey
I have it on good authority that Disney/Lucasfilm is working on a knockoff of Downton Abbey called Tauntaun Abbey. Tauntaun Abbey is set on the ice planet Hoth. The actors are hairy and smell bad, and the dialogue is boring.