I am announcing my new invention: the inverted Christmas tree, where I mount my Christmas tree at a negative angle to the base plane. That should pose an interesting challenge to the cats. First I need to drill holes in the base so I can mount it from the ceiling. There will be a small problem with watering the tree, of course.
Oh, you’re laughing now, but just wait. By next Christmas, all the cool kids will have upside-down Christmas trees. By the Christmas after that, there will be incessant TV commercials for my inverted Christmas tree base, and I’ll be on a tropical beach somewhere drinking margaritas with the inventor of the upside-down tomato planter.