Disclaimers

A friend shared a course catalog with some interesting disclaimers for the courses being offered. It got me to thinking that I should probably include a disclaimer with my stories:

Warning: this story is intended solely for entertainment purposes. For external use only. Consumption may lead to vertigo, credulity, nausea, anxiety, and atavisms which may include but not be limited to growth of extra limbs or a tail. Do not read while operating heavy machinery.