I went to the store today and on the shelves was a product called Suddenly Salad.
I don’t know if I like the sound of that. It could be apocalyptic.
I am imagining the bloody, stunned survivors. They never saw it coming. They never suspected a thing.
“I was just standing there, minding my own business, and then.. suddenly, salad! Salad everywhere! Tossed, chopped! Smothered in croutons! Oh, the greenery!”