2:56 a.m., and three of the last four ads on TV started with”We know why you’re awake!”
One of them thinks I need a reasonably priced funeral home.
One of them thinks I need to buy a Chevy.
One of them thinks I need a sleep study.
Bzzz! None of the above. I just got home from responding to a mutual-aid fire call.
I think I like my version best.