How to please everybody

The surest way NOT to please everybody is to try to please everybody.

Except for you. You over there, shaking your head to yourself. What must I do to please you? Because I’ll do it. HEY, DON’T WALK AWAY!

Sigh. One MORE PERSON I’ll never please, I guess.

Zeno’s Werewolf

A very short story.

Zeno’s Werewolf

The moon is full at last, and I’m halfway to being a werewolf.

Now I’m half again there.

And again, halfway as close.

Too late. The moon’s no longer full.