I just hear “You Are My Sunshine” in a commercial, and I thought, what if you really WERE my sunshine? They don’t MAKE a sunscreen with SPF high enough for THAT. It sounds lethal.
And so I rewrote the song.
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
And next to sunshine
I turn to flame
They make no sunscreen
That can protect me
I am cinders
And you’re the one to blame.