What if the wise men’s list had been in bad handwriting, and they’d brought gold, Frankenstein, and myrrh instead?
He’ll have his own Christmas special, no doubt
And then there’s Nestor’s brother Crestor, the long eared Christmas donkey with high cholesterol.
For great justice
I saw an ad that asked “Is your underwear doing you justice?”
I didn’t even know it was judging me in the first place.
Recalculating….
Sometimes I see an ad for a Garmin GPS and I misread it as Gaiman, which would take me in quite a different direction, if it was Neil Gaiman.
Not ‘the best part of waking up,’ then
From my work in progress:
“The coffee tasted like someone had stubbed out a cigarette butt in a smoldering electrical fire. “
New frontiers in weather observation
Hmmm. On the Weather Channel, they just said they “would be watching this storm with a fine toothed comb.”
Huh?