Me to dog, before I go to bed: I need to get up early in the morning.
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1:30 a.m.
Dog: Get up!
Me: This is not what I meant.
Dog: It’s early, and I want to go out.
I guess I should’ve been more specific.
Write with joy
They say “write with joy,” but I say if Joy doesn’t show up, start without her.
“Scrummy”?
I saw someone refer to food as “scrummy,” and I thought, ewww! Then I figured out it was short for scrumptious.
I still don’t like the word “scrummy,” though.
These little things remind me of you
Paraphrase of a message I received: “I heard the corpse flower is in bloom in a botanical garden in Colorado. It made me think of you.”
Uh… thanks, I think?
Multitasking?
Watching the Olympics. 400 M individual medley. How can they swim and sing at the same time?
Talent
Watching the Olympics. 400 M individual medley. How can they swim and sing at the same time?