Every time I see the Cyrillic alphabet pop up on my tablet, it reminds me that I wonder sometimes whatever happened to Love Potion No. 1 through 8? (There’s a single keystroke in Cyrillic for No. )
Was there a foundational Love Potion No. 0?
Is there one ur-Love Potion to bind them all, and in the darkness find them?
“You understood that the love potion was experimental, and you assumed the risk.”
“BUT I DIDN’T ANTICIPATE I’D DEVELOP AN OVERWHELMING LOVE FOR MATHMATICS! I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MATHMATICS!”
— The Failure of Love Potion Number Pi