You’re invited to my baby’s gender reveal party!
There will be cake and punch for the survivors.
Love Potion No. … ?
Every time I see the Cyrillic alphabet pop up on my tablet, it reminds me that I wonder sometimes whatever happened to Love Potion No. 1 through 8? (There’s a single keystroke in Cyrillic for No. )
Was there a foundational Love Potion No. 0?
Is there one ur-Love Potion to bind them all, and in the darkness find them?
“You understood that the love potion was experimental, and you assumed the risk.”
“BUT I DIDN’T ANTICIPATE I’D DEVELOP AN OVERWHELMING LOVE FOR MATHMATICS! I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MATHMATICS!”
— The Failure of Love Potion Number Pi
The possibility of a granted wish
He was discontented with the world and everything in it, and he wished his life was a garment that he could just change out of.
It took the approach of the next full moon for him to realize, against his lack of all expectations, that his wish might actually have been granted.
My neck of the woods
My neck of the woods has snow sliding down it.
Let me be the first to wish you Merry Christmas! Oops. TOO LATE
… AAAND let it be noted that at 6:28 p.m. on Sunday, November 3, I saw my first Christmas ad for 2019. For the record, it was a Black Friday ad for Dodge with a surly Santa Claus.
Is it too early to make surly my word of the night?
Werewolf Drinking Question
He woke up
to find
his tongue
wasn’t the only part of him
that was furry
when it hadn’t been
the night before.
He wondered —
was it the saké?