Writes all the things. Most of the things never write back.
Posted by me on Facebook:
Warning: there seems to be a fresh round of people making statements like they lost all their bras or they like mayo and peanut butter, and if you Like or reply, you are expected to post your own ridiculous statement.
I don’t do that, so feel free to like or respond to whatever outlandish posts you see here. Which is most of them, probably.
I just heard a radio ad about home food preservation that compared it to capturing a little piece of the sun.
I hope that’s a metaphor, because capturing an actual little piece of the sun would be terribly dangerous and would incinerate the entire neighborhood.
Not to mention the unfortunate gravitational effects.
Just heard an ad on the radio for a legal firm who says they “focus on winning, and winning big.”
I’m picturing all the other law firms hearing this and thinking “Why didn’t WE think of that?!?”
Another of life’s complications for time travelers: managing food items in the pantry and refrigerator.
“May 2017. Wait. Has that happened yet?”
The crocuses in bloom yesterday are closed against the cooler breezes of today. In the branches above, the birds are gossiping.
Judge’s Choice for best fish fry in Central New York?
Rudy’s. Of course.
Upstate New York’s best fish fry: And the winners are…
My next idea to make a fortune: you’ve seen the ads for shirts designed to be worn untucked, right? How about a really LONG shirt so it doesn’t matter if you’re even actually wearing pants to tuck them into (or not)?
Instead of a nightshirt, I’ll call it a dayshirt.
You saw it here first.
Just saw a plot description about a kidnapped scientist and a rescue team trying to beat the clock, and I thought, just rescue the scientist and leave the poor clock alone!
The word of the night is deprivation.
Deprivation reminds me of another recent word, denude. If privation is the lack of essentials, shouldn’t DEprivation mean the removal from that condition?
A movie trailer has a character described as “pure evil.”
Now I want to write a character of impure evil. She’ll kill you, but you can fool around a little first.