Author: Paul

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Oppressive kings, man.

I am now working on the script for SAMSON, where Samson raises a gritty, ragtag army of underdogs with his quirky but lovable sidekick to fight against an oppressive king. It will include a training montage featuring the jawbone of an ass.

Then I will work on the script for DAVID AND GOLIATH, where David raises a gritty, ragtag army of underdogs with his quirky but lovable sidekick to fight against an oppressive king. It will include a training montage featuring a slingshot.

After that, KING ARTHUR, where Arthur raises a gritty, ragtag army of underdogs with his quirky but lovable sidekick to fight against an oppressive king. It will include a training montage featuring a sword pulled from a stone.

Finally, LYCAON, where King Lycaon raises a gritty, ragtag army of underdogs with his quirky but lovable sidekick to fight…

Wait. Lycaon WAS the oppressive king. Never mind.

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Suddenly… SALAD!

I went to the store today and on the shelves was a product called Suddenly Salad.

I don’t know if I like the sound of that. It could be apocalyptic.

I am imagining the bloody, stunned survivors. They never saw it coming. They never suspected a thing.

“I was just standing there, minding my own business, and then.. suddenly, salad! Salad everywhere! Tossed, chopped! Smothered in croutons! Oh, the greenery!”

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On the lookout

At the top of the hour, the broadcaster said “We’re looking for thunder today.”

And I thought “Really? What does thunder look like, anyway?”