Schroedinger’s avocado

Schroedinger’s avocado: you’re thinking about guacamole. There’s an avocado on the refrigerator. Someone may or may not have already made guacamole. Until you open the refrigerator door to check, the avocado exists simultaneously as both whole AND all mashed up. Kinda like Schroedinger’s cat, only tastier.

Domesticity

“We’ll just have to see how it goes,” she replied airily… which was not an entirely honest thing to say. Intelligent women know exactly how it will go, which is why so many of them can be found vomiting on the eves of their wedding.

~ Bob Shacochis, Domesticity

Choose wisely

You’re all seen Google Ads on the side of various web pages. This is what I saw today:

CUSTOM GENE SYNTHESIS
5 free DNA sequencing reactions with every synthetic gene order

If you see something strange as you’re walking around, perhaps this is the reason. It could be that someone did not choose wisely.