The Hidden

“Where IS the TV remote?” Paul asked, looking around.

The cat shifted, then decided the slight discomfort was worth the amusement value of keeping it concealed by lying on it a little longer.

Purple felt-tip pen

Somewhere in my house is the other half of a purple felt-tip pen. Nothing as simple as I have the cap and not the body, or vice versa. No, this one was broken in half. I am looking for a suspect with purple teeth or purple paws. He should be considered armed and colorful.

I know exactly where to find the other half of my broken purple felt-tip pen, if I think about it a little bit. Where would be the worst possible place to have a massive purple stain? Start looking there.