I’ve started writing things on my to-do list that I know I will not forget to do, just for the pleasure of crossing them off and reminding myself of all I DID get done on those days I look back and ask myself, where did the day go?
On the first day of Thanksgiving …
🎶 On the first day of Thanksgiving, my true love gave to me… 🎶
Oh, wait.
That’s not it.
I knew there was a reason I avoid listening to Christmas music until AFTER Thanksgiving.
(Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 )
Happy Full Strawberry Moon!
It’s the Full Strawberry Moon, and I knew what I needed to do.
(The field of competition was small.)
Winter is one of my top four favorite seasons.
Knock knock!
If there’s one thing I know about the unexpected, it’s that you should always expect it.
Its precise form will reveal itself to you at its convenience.
The Time Gods strike again…
The Time Gods have stolen an hour of your time, and if you die before Standard Time resumes, they get to keep it.
This is why they are effectively immortal.
We wiff you a Merry Christmas
🎶 We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
and a Happy New Year! 🎶
Man. These fangs are making enunciating Christmas carols difficult, the werewolf thought to himself.
Monetizing lycanthropy
Note to would-be werewolves:
Be prepared. If you should unexpectedly find yourself changing into a wolf, know your plans for recording the process. That’s gonna be worth some money later.
Lycanthropy: the gift that keeps on giving
When you’re Christmas shopping, remember that lycanthropy is the gift that keeps on giving!
No worries about getting the right size, no returns, and speedy delivery! 🐺
(With apologies to the Rolling Stones)
🎶 It is the rising of the moon
I know it will be full soon
And then I’ll start to change
to something strange
I sit and wait til I awooo… 🎶