* takes three items out of the freezer to reach the one item I want *
* three items will not fit back IN to the space formerly occupied by four *
Your cheerful thought of the day
We entered Standard Time at the earliest possible date (November 1) and leave it at the latest possible date (next March 14).
Making this the longest possible Standard Time span possible.
How I spent my full moon Hallowe’en
Our fire department hosted a drive-through Hallowe’en.
Costumes were involved, for those who needed them.
Promontory
The word of the day is promontory.
But then, is anyone really antimontory?
A fairy godmother, a knight, and I walk into a bar…
A fairy godmother, a knight, and I walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “You know, two of you are imaginary.”
“That’s OK,” I reply. “I still want three drinks. And beer for my horse.”
“You don’t have a horse,” the bartender points out.
Details, details, I could see it was going to be one of those kinds of days.
COVID-19 and facial covering options
I saw where if you couldn’t find a mask to wear in public, you could wear a banana instead.
I fail to see where this is going to help anything.
Perhaps I’m wearing it wrong.
Never mind.
I figured it out.
Werewolf romance
In the darkness of the movie theater, he reached over to hold her hand, and so it was that he felt her carefully manicured nails turn into claws.
At that moment, he knew she was The One.
It’s in our hands…
This is a nice gesture by Anheuser-Busch, but it is FAR TOO DANGEROUS to be made available to an unsuspecting public.
I mean, if the public can’t be trusted not to drink fish tank cleaner when hydroxychloroquine is mentioned as a possible COVID-19 treatment, how can we trust them not to guzzle THIS down when it has the A-B logo RIGHT ON IT?!?
Is this travel necessary?
When I’m laying in bed, warm and comfortable, with kitties in my lap or next to me, and I start to get up, they ask me “Is this travel really necessary?”
“But the kitchen is where the coffee is!” I explain.
They are unconvinced, and it is clear we disagree about necessity.
Daylight Saving Time returneth
Note: while I will be observing Daylight Saving Time, I refuse to spring forward. I prefer to sneak up on my clock and change the time when it least suspects it.
Sometimes I change it before I go to bed, the evening before. I’m a rebel that way.